{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RD69 (rd69)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jul-14 05:03:39 UTC","author_name":"RD69 (rd69)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rd69","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3564235","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> huh, only the usual stuff happened to me: cut part of my thumbnail off while cutting cantalope, crashed my bike and got a cut across my entire ankle, almost got hit by a car, you know normal stuff."}