{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Saturday, 02-Aug-14 13:19:56 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3571509","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"BronieBrown\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">broniebrown<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you were stuck in Night Vale you too would wish to understand what is going on. He's a Night Vale character of course he doesn't act precisely as expected of his profession and nobody can last 4 minutes in Night Vale without also becoming crazy. The character you want would be extremely boring."}