{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 03-Aug-14 20:52:37 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3572835","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33222\" class=\"url\" title=\"Austin Toolooze\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mlpaustin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second \u2013 let me get this spork out of the<br \/>way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I\u2019m laughing <br \/>aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is<br \/>why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.<br \/><br \/>I am 13 \u2013 mature for my age, however! \u2013 and I enjoy watching Invader Zim <br \/>with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)<br \/>It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic <br \/>manners of behavior such as we possess.<br \/><br \/>She behaves without order \u2013 of course \u2013 but I wish to meet more individuals<br \/>of her and my kind. As the saying goes, \u201cthe more, the merrier.\u201d<br \/><br \/>Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please <br \/>comment freely.<br \/><br \/>Doom!<br \/><br \/>That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare <br \/>thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.<br \/><br \/>Yours,"}