{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 10-Aug-14 18:27:23 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3583018","html":"&quot;You have been charged with murdering somebody. How do you plea?&quot;<br \/>&quot;Not guilty by reason of being POC.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Oh, well that makes sense. Case dismissed.&quot;<br \/>-How Tumblr wants the world to work"}