{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 10-Aug-14 18:29:23 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3583020","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;You have been charged with murdering somebody. How do you plea?&quot;<br \/>&quot;Murder is my trigger word&quot;<br \/>&quot;Oh, how insolent of me, I'll tag my trials next time. All charges dropped&quot;<br \/>#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/howtumblrwantstheworldtowork\" rel=\"tag\">HowTumblrWantsTheWorldToWork<\/a><\/span>"}