{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Coltzerino (coltz)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Aug-14 03:47:50 UTC","author_name":"Coltzerino (coltz)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/coltz","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3597797","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/966\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellietta\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">skellietta<\/span><\/a><\/span> Multi-tasking parent, I see. With this the kid will definetly grow to be a successful socially awkward member of the society, like we want him to be."}