{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ben Rose (rarityfan)'s status on Saturday, 06-Aug-11 02:39:06 UTC","author_name":"Ben Rose (rarityfan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarityfan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/360416","html":"We consider every day a plus\nTo spend it with a platypus\nWe're always so ecstatic\n'Cause he's semi aquatic\nOur Ornithorhynchus anatinus\nBrings smiles to the both of us\nLife's never fuddie duddy\nWith our webfooted buddy\nWhen we're brushing our teeth, It's better\nTying our shoes, It's better\nCombing our hair, It's better\nLike we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar\nBlinking our eyes, It's better\nBreathing in and out, So much better\nSitting in a chair, It's better\nAnd taking a bath is just a little bit wetter\n\nEvery day is such a dream\nWhen you start it with a monotreme\nHe's duckbilled and he's beaver tailed and hairy\n\nEverything's better with Perry\n(Everything's better with Perry)\nEverything's better with Perry\n(Everything's better with Perry)\nEverything is better with Perry\n(Everything is better with Perry)\nEverything's better and we\nJust want to tell you Perry\nEverything's better with you"}