{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-14 04:36:18 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3604421","html":"&quot;Uh, I, uh, I mean, I must warn you, sometimes ordinary citizens, get, uh, a surge of adrenaline!&quot;<br \/><br \/>*Snake approaches closer. She grabs the lid to a trash can and hits him over the head.*<br \/><br \/>&quot;...see?&quot;"}