{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Aug-14 23:22:01 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3610896","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33284\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nick\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nickocat<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;alarm clock&quot;?  What is this, the 20th century?"}