{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-14 02:49:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3624230","html":"Twilight Sparkle has never been laid because every time she gets a guy in the bedroom she starts to try to talk dirty. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">nsfw<\/a><\/span> <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">&quot;I would like you to eject your genetic material into my uterus and up my Fallopian tube, if you see what I'm getting at?&quot;<\/span>"}