{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-14 16:12:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3624626","html":"I have got some coworkers who are so tiny I can't help but picture picking them up and throwing them across the room. It's not malevolent or anything, I swear!"}