{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Saturday, 06-Sep-14 22:26:01 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3627484","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/25844\" class=\"url\" title=\"sparknanator\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">princeshootingstar<\/span><\/a><\/span> Facial hair sucks. I'm too Native so I just get this TERRIBLE-LOOKING mustache."}