{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-14 20:46:47 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3644895","html":"My history teacher referred to Ben Franklin as a "colonial pimp" and now I'm thinking about him walking around in a fuzzy purple hat and coat."}