{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:20:25 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3648347","html":"<b>*They walk into a pawn shop, after a bit of looking around and a conversation*<\/b><br \/>&quot;Hi, we need something that can destroy a car and obliterate all signs of human life.&quot;<br \/>&quot;...let me see what I got.&quot;"}