{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:26:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3648881","html":"&quot;Wait wait wait. Check his pulse.&quot;<br \/>&quot;<i>He doesn't have a head.<\/i>&quot;"}