{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:37:07 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3649297","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE JOKE AND AS A RESULT YOU ARE NOW ADDED TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHOSE FACES WILL BECOME JELLY AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW I'M GOING TO PAY FOR THE PLANE TICKETS"}