{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 00:42:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3652052","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I already told you, I'm not going to Florida. Florida is not worth anything. If the girl of my dreams texted me right now and said &quot;Hey I want to marry you but first we have to visit my grandparents in Florida&quot;, I would turn her down."}