{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 00:46:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3652060","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Florida is lower than Missouri. People in Missouri look at Florida and go &quot;Yo, officer, stop shooting me for a sec, isn't Florida that state where the dude <i>literally started eating his friend's face because he was so high<\/i>?&quot; And then the cop thinks about it. THAT'S why the Ferguson riots ended. Because they all agreed that Florida was terrible."}