{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 18:15:05 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3652599","html":"Sam Pepper: Episode I: The Booby Menace. Synopsis: A young Sam is discovered on the desert planet of Titooine by master Jedi Big Long Chin and his padawan Old Boob Kenobi. It is here that they witness him grab a CGI booty and recruit him to be a Jedi."}