{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:13:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3652982","html":"To whom it may concern at South Park Studios:<br \/><br \/>Hello! My name is Elder Connor, and I work with the Ashburn Church of the Latter-Day Saints. I went to see your recent play, <i>The Book of Mormon<\/i>, under the assumption that it would be an educational tale about our fine religion. While I believe it may have been in your best intentions to write a play like this, I do notice a few oddities.<br \/><br \/>In one scene, a character proclaims, &quot;murdock you god in the ass, mouth, and murdock&quot;. Why did he say this? Why did he not say &quot;I love you god with all my heart&quot;? I am beginning to suspect you are not ambivalent to our cause, and this saddens me deeply."}