{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-14 01:13:24 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3654924","html":"Like if Rarity took a dole and stuck it up her cherries while kiwiing mangoesing and shouted "dole apples kiwi", that would NOT be acceptable. However, if she were bumped into and a pile of doles and battery-powered kiwis were to fall out of her saddlebag, that WOULD be acceptable."}