{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-14 00:24:00 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3660680","html":"&quot;Nothing. No pulse.&quot;<br \/><b>*Krusty wakes up*<\/b><br \/>&quot;I GOTTA CHANGE MY LIFE!&quot;<br \/>&quot;...nope, still no pulse. I guess I'm just really bad at this.&quot;"}