{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dib Membrane (dibmembrane)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:04:41 UTC","author_name":"Dib Membrane (dibmembrane)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dibmembrane","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3660880","html":"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! <br \/>GLaDOS: Yeah. <br \/>Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back! <br \/>GLaDOS: Yeah! <br \/>Cave Johnson: Get Mad! <br \/>GLaDOS: Yeah! <br \/>Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? <br \/>GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons! <br \/>Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! <br \/>GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy. <br \/>Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down! <br \/>GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking."}