{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:16:15 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3660896","html":""I was like you once. I couldn't afford donuts. Tell then what I did, Apu." "He stole the donuts." "I stole the donuts.""}