{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:29:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3660914","html":""I kidnapped all of your enemies! Nelson, Jimbo, Principal Skinner, Sideshow Bob, Apu! ...I know Apu isn't your enemy, I just wanted to be able to say I took a poo.""}