{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 12:17:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3662443","html":"She basically insists she suck the protagonists dick and he's like "noooooo ur a virgin" and she's like "lmao don't care" so she swallows a load and then she's like "ok let's have sex now" and he's like "noooooooo what if you get pregnant" and she's like "lmao don't care" so then they do it and take literally zero precautions and I bet they'll be completely surprised when she gets pregnant"}