{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 02-Oct-14 23:44:19 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3666272","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"that guy you hate\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ninjaperson<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because their relevance is shrinking as time goes on and they want to make sure people know they still exist, I guess. That, or because Apple needed somebody to use as a &quot;special offer&quot; on their website."}