{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 05-Oct-14 21:57:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3670867","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Ugh, gawd, the GOVERNMENT won't let me get free Big Macs from the McDonalds! I would write to my congressman asking him to get Obama to stop committing WAR CRIMES, but they won't let me have a computer for free either. What a gyp!&quot;"}