{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 05-Oct-14 22:18:44 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3670912","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt the Mation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't mind me, I'm just gonna leave this stereo on playing the Russian national anthem then <i>\/go to the bathroom\/<\/i> totally inconspicuously."}