{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-14 00:38:17 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3672609","html":"How many epiphenomenalists does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>Only one, they just have to rearrange all the furniture on the floor first."}