{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 16-Oct-14 00:55:20 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3684553","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a weird entophile who feels attracted to purple cartoon characters\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">kumo<\/span><\/a><\/span> @potato because her grandson just typed out the sentence &quot;stick your corndog in my horse hole&quot;"}