{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Monday, 08-Aug-11 02:24:59 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/368659","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm gonna need about a kilogram on nitroglycerin though... And matches, string, and duct tape. Lots of duct tape."}