{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-14 05:23:46 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3692686","html":"&gt;work at McDonalds<br \/>&gt;Get free food<br \/>&gt;Monopoly event<br \/>&gt;get three railroads, not the fourth<br \/>&gt;event almost over<br \/>&gt;get home one day with dinner<br \/>&gt;mugger<br \/>&gt;get shot, this isn't looking too good<br \/>&gt;as you lay dying, you check your bag<br \/>&gt;final Railroad<br \/><br \/>Like this if you cry everytime"}