{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-14 22:13:29 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3693324","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Silly Old Gherkin, Lord o' Ghosts!\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I guess that's why I drive a Lincoln"}