{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-14 15:49:14 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3694103","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"An idiot who is entertained by memes\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">hawloween<\/span><\/a><\/span> Divorced, beheaded, died \/ Divorced, beheaded, survived \/ I'm Henry VIII, I had six wives \/ Some might say I ruined their lives~"}