{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-14 15:52:30 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3694109","html":"I can't ever see myself dieting, if I get fat I'll just be like "Nah, I'll do it tomorrow, now how far away is the Taco Bell?""}