{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"starlightbolt's status on Monday, 08-Aug-11 19:43:26 UTC","author_name":"starlightbolt","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlightbolt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/370426","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2047\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">leonkfox<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well the other day I was crossing the street and this guy honked his horn at me. So I ran over, pulled him out of his car. Beat him to death and stole his car... and all I could think was &quot;Wow that was cool!&quot;"}