{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-14 22:40:42 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3706843","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"KappaTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">potatao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, my toenail grievance right now is a long story. Basically in June\/July, like, two minutes before I was leaving for the airport my dumb dog was jumping on me and caused me to drop my laptop case on my foot. So basically I was limping all the way from here to London to North Carolina. Almost a whole day had passed before I had an opportunity to take a look at my foot and BASICALLY two of my toes were entirely purple and the nail of my big toe has kind of... dislodged? Now I have a nail growing and pushing against the doleed up nail and it's painful and annoying and tl;dr I have eleven toenails"}