{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-14 23:15:23 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3706915","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sweet-Eels Sparklefunk\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">monstertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> You could say I am jealous. You could also say I was balding since I was 13 years old. Both have some form of truthyness to it"}