{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Friday, 07-Nov-14 02:02:14 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3718332","html":"for a story full of dogs n' kangaroos and cats and murdock you'd think they'd have names like "Metalclaws" and such but the main character is literally named "Keith""}