{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Sunday, 09-Nov-14 05:53:31 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3721923","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33284\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nick the Greninja Fanboy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nickonarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Wow, alpha ruby is so slow, ten minutes up *throws 3DS away*&quot;"}