{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-14 17:39:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3732619","html":"Straight people are so terrifying, i was walking down the street and a straight couple was <i>holding hands<\/i> just to affirm that they are straight SMH"}