{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-14 03:40:51 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3739503","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Stop what I'm doing, stand my ground. Identify myself. Back away slowly in the direction I came and maintain eye contact."}