{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 24-Nov-14 22:03:12 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3741448","html":"You know that clich\u00e9 where a bumbling but well meaning 50-something man shopping for a present hands underwear to a shop assistant saying "they're about your size; would this fit you?"  Anyway guess what happened to me at work today."}