{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-14 18:13:34 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3745600","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattiqua\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Actual line of dialogue: &quot;Now don't get mad, but I think I just beheaded your detective.&quot;  It even sounds like something he'd say."}