{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:27:14 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748497","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> A family of performers goes to a talent agent looking to audition. When it's their turn to perform, <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">they post memes to a rainbow horse site<\/span>. Recoiling in disgust, the agent says &quot;Just who are you?&quot; and the family responds with &quot;The Aristocrats!&quot;."}