{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:17:18 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748874","html":"A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.""}