{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:19:02 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748878","html":"Two cows are standing in a field.<br \/>Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?<br \/>Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."}