{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:19:43 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748879","html":"And the Lord said unto John, &quot;Come forth and you will receive eternal life&quot;<br \/>But John came fifth, and won a toaster"}