{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:21:52 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748885","html":"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."}